We had a Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament for teens at the library. Thirty kids showed up. The only girl in attendance won.
“That’s awesome!” I said, and asked, “So did you practice a whole lot or do you just play all the time?”
Her answer: “I like the game, but sometimes you just gotta keep boys on their toes.”
And she turned and left.
I have a very heavy Northern Californian accent. Everything I say sounds like somebody ditching school and longboarding to that store that specializes in hand blown glass pipes.
There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
*flies in your window and kicks you in the face* I heard you were calling Kathryn Janeway a bad captain, you little shit
for the record, please do not print out fanfiction I’ve written and have anyone sign it
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
ok so i had this emily dickinson doll for a long time and it looked like this
but then i gave it to my dog and now it looks like this
he tore off her clothes and chewed off her hair and i think he really hates her
he’s chewing on her face right now
UNAUTHORIZED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!
“OH JESUS. OH GOD. ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. AHH THE ROOM IS SPINNING. TELL HAMMOND I LOVE HIM.”
And by season ten everyone is just like,
“I WILL ANSWER THE STARGATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING THE STARGATE. LEMME FINISH MY JELLO.”
im very accepting i have friends from all 3 hogwarts houses that arent my own
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I think maybe this scene was the whole point of this story. They spend the whole time trying to be together while trying not to feel anything about it and becomes this mutually exclusive thing that ultimately drives them apart. I think they had to realize that they could be together and they could feel things and it wasn’t the feelings they had to avoid.
There’s also the whole metaphor of them “leaving it in the room” and that being the whole thing about Jack and Sam - that they just try to leave everything behind but whatever is in the room just grows right along with them, whether or not they are peeking in on it. So there was something very satisfying about them being in an empty room and realizing that when it was just the two of them, ultimately nothing really has changed at all. They both sort of realize it at the same time and as they really take the time to look at each other, they both can sort of think, okay, well here we are and now it’s time for a new plan.
But of course, it’s Jack and Sam so of course they never talk about any of it.
Pick any passage of 500 words or fewer from any fanfic I’ve written, and stick that selection in my ask/fan mail. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary track..
oh damn son this would be so fucking fun
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