The Five? (too lazy to write them out) asked by helensdivision
1. HELEN FUCKING MAGNUS (girl get on the couch, imma do ya right now.)
2. Nikola Tesla (best at wearing vests)
3. John Druitt (making canoes out of ‘found objects’ is a respectable and honorable hobby.)
4. Nigel Griffin (invisible! such fun!)
5. John Watson (none for you, bye.)