1. Samantha Carter, light of my life, fire of my loins. I weep at your beauty, I build monuments to your brains, I’m really creepily obsessed with your collarbones, and I wanna bang your boyfriend. So, here, I made you this crown of my tears, may it ever glisten in the sun. That later, you’ll blow up in an amazing display of badassery. Goddamn girl, I wanna put my mouth on your mouth in the worst way.
2. Kathryn Janeway - girl, lemme explain. i have a cardboard cut out of you in my room! you ride around on the dash of my car! i lived in your home town! i grew up loving you and i’m never gonna stop loving you, but you are flawed and sometimes your flaws are similar to my flaws and it’s not always easy looking into that mirror, OKAY.
3. Hermione Granger, the girl with the heart of a lion. ;_;
4. my favorite hepburn role is Bunny Watson, from Desk Set and she is awesome.
5. macgyver - sorry buddy, i’d still fuck you in a hot minute.
in conclusion, screw you, christine.
