Daniel borrows Jack’s truck to haul his old mattress to the dump and he find’s Sam’s sunglasses in the glove box.
Open up the file of the last fic you worked on, copy the very first sentence of that fic (no cheating!), add it to the bottom of this post, and reblog.
Maybe not all bronze riders are jerks, but the one who comes to pick up the guests from Beacon Hold isn’t fighting against stereotype.
Stiles woke up miserable.
Jack’s small crew of stalwarts, unafraid of being so far inland without port life to sustain them, arrived at the house via dog-cart.
“In Moscow,” he tells them, “I lived with a spider.”
The rain had long settled into a relentless tic-tic-tic against the hood of John’s cloak, another sound to add to the squeak of leather under him and the wet clopping of his horse’s hooves, when he passed a farm that pulled at his memory.
It’d been stupid, inconceivable—a pointless death.
"Those guys are really mean, and Cooper said that almost all of the bad guys are in Slytherin."
No one as pretty as Imogene should ever be allowed to cry, Lee thought.
Making out with girls is not something Kurt Hummel is exactly well versed in; his lone makeout session with Brittany was more him trying to convince his dad that he was like him in an order to have something more in common with him rather than being any sort of experimenting.
“It’s half a sandwich, not a proposal of marriage.”
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
Omg. Stop picking up pennies.
but what if it’s lucky
|Jess:||and then he spends 8 years trying to put his dick in that tbh|
|Me:||and she spends 8 years trying to get her vag around that dick|
|Jess:||and daniel spends 8 years cockblocking|
|Jess:||ok 7 with one tagged over to jonas|
|Me:||SHUT UP I WAS JUST GOING TO|
|Jess:||like jack is just about to put his dick in sam and daniel is slowly edging his butt right in the way|
|Jess:||WHAT A TRICKSTER|
|Me:||and they all look at him like OH DANIEL and then audience laughter/applause/fade to black|
|Jess:||freeze frame of daniel's butt|