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one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
Omg. Stop picking up pennies.
but what if it’s lucky
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| Jess: | and then he spends 8 years trying to put his dick in that tbh |
| Me: | and she spends 8 years trying to get her vag around that dick |
| Jess: | and daniel spends 8 years cockblocking |
| Jess: | ok 7 with one tagged over to jonas |
| Me: | SHUT UP I WAS JUST GOING TO |
| Jess: | 8U |
| Me: | U8 |
| Jess: | stupid daniel |
| Jess: | like jack is just about to put his dick in sam and daniel is slowly edging his butt right in the way |
| Jess: | WHAT A TRICKSTER |
| Me: | and they all look at him like OH DANIEL and then audience laughter/applause/fade to black |
| Jess: | freeze frame of daniel's butt |
I play Daniel Jackson, who’s the moral voice, but basically he’s a whiny little bitch
—Michael Shanks - Stargate SG-1: The Lowdown (via frelling-hell)
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Lucky Denver Mint, by Jimmy Eat World
You’re not bigger than this, not better
Why can’t you learn?
(Source: spit-shining-shit)
I made this chart after going through the change in my wallet.
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It’s gross the think about how much those pennies from the 70’s have seen.
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